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		<title>It&#8217;s Time for My Endorsement Deal</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tiger Woods is the first athlete in history to bank $100 million in a year. That&#8217;s a lot of balls. The astrological sum is thanks in part to a raise he finagled out of long-time endorser Nike. The deal is this: Nike gives Tiger up to $100 million to promote its products for a further [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Pooting Perp</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here in the plush offices of the CC (that&#8217;s Crusty Curmudgeon for you neophytes), we&#8217;re always on the lookout for odd police actions. Sometimes, when were not too busy stuffing our faces with truffled turkey and martini&#8217;s, we even write about them. I do so today with this tale of a tail. &#8230;and then he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spying Pigeons in the Middle East</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here in the top secret offices of The Curmudgeon, we are constantly on the lookout for spies. I am particularly suspicious of bugs, expecting them to be little robotic creatures equipped with cameras and recording equipment. This is just the type of corporate espionage some of our competitors would engage in, such as the site [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Flashes, Bus Crashes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here in The Curmudgeon edifice, we are what you might call a “flashy” group, but we are not flashers, at least not that I know of. That is to say nobody has been caught. Of course I am not counting our yearly Mardi Gras celebration, where there is some flashing, but the wholesome, feminine kind. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Rents Closet, Woman Lives in One Undetected</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here in the spacious but not cavernous offices of The Curmudgeon, we are amazed at what people will pay and go through to find someplace to live. The most recent example of closet camping comes from Delray Beach, Florida, where Sergio Santos rents a closet to live in – like an apartment – for $150 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Shoots At Mouse—Hits Roommate in Chest—Third Roommate Arrested For Rape</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Here in The Crusty Curmudgeon Office of Media Studies, we know a good headline when we see one, but never have we seen one as tempting, as baffling, as curiosity-stoking as the one above. “What in the world?” we wondered, and off we went to read the story, salivating like a dog going after [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Gets Two Years For Rap Lyrics Posted on MySpace</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Here in the friendly confines of the Curmudgeon offices, we are constantly surfing the web looking for tasty morsels to bring to you, our readers. Naturally, we love to point out foibles, inconsistencies and the outrageous, but we&#8217;re not exactly looking to throw people in jail. Not so the police who surf sites such [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Frying Rat on a Hot Tin Roof: Animal Cruelty Laws Run Amuk</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here in the offices of The Curmudgeon, we are animal friendly but we&#8217;re not exactly PETA. Oh, we have gone to bat for animals, as witnessed in our post Woman Tapes Dog to Fridge: Which One&#8217;s the Bitch?, but sometimes this “political correctness” thing stretches the limits of our activism and even our comprehension. Witness [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Black-Eyed Peas, Good Luck, and Then You Die</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; It&#8217;s quiet here in the empty but not tenebrific offices of the Curmudgeon, as I have generously given the staff the first day of the New Year off. I&#8217;ll be heading to the homestead soon to prepare the traditional New Years good-luck food, black-eyed peas. I mentioned this while on the phone to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man in Women&#8217;s Bathing Suit Accosting Females</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Again, across my large but not gargantuan desk here at The Curmudgeon, yet another news item about a man in sexy women&#8217;s clothing has caught my attention. By sexy, I mean if the clothing were being worn by a woman and not that the guy looks “sexy” in women&#8217;s clothing, but maybe to some, he [...]]]></description>
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