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Man Rents Closet, Woman Lives in One Undetected

By EliKen on Monday, February 20th, 2012 | No Comments

Here in the spacious but not cavernous offices of The Curmudgeon, we are amazed at what people will pay and go through to find someplace to live. The most recent example of closet camping comes from Delray Beach, Florida, where Sergio Santos rents a closet to live in – like an apartment – for $150 [...]

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Man Gets Two Years For Rap Lyrics Posted on MySpace

By EliKen on Sunday, February 19th, 2012 | No Comments

  Here in the friendly confines of the Curmudgeon offices, we are constantly surfing the web looking for tasty morsels to bring to you, our readers. Naturally, we love to point out foibles, inconsistencies and the outrageous, but we’re not exactly looking to throw people in jail. Not so the police who surf sites such [...]

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Frying Rat on a Hot Tin Roof: Animal Cruelty Laws Run Amuk

By EliKen on Sunday, February 19th, 2012 | No Comments

Here in the offices of The Curmudgeon, we are animal friendly but we’re not exactly PETA. Oh, we have gone to bat for animals, as witnessed in our post Woman Tapes Dog to Fridge: Which One’s the Bitch?, but sometimes this “political correctness” thing stretches the limits of our activism and even our comprehension. Witness [...]

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Man in Women’s Bathing Suit Accosting Females

By EliKen on Saturday, February 18th, 2012 | No Comments

Again, across my large but not gargantuan desk here at The Curmudgeon, yet another news item about a man in sexy women’s clothing has caught my attention. By sexy, I mean if the clothing were being worn by a woman and not that the guy looks “sexy” in women’s clothing, but maybe to some, he [...]

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Great Ideas of Western Man: Can Squirrels be Reformed?

By EliKen on Saturday, February 18th, 2012 | No Comments

Here in the tolerant offices of The Curmudgeon, we get our share of letters from persons who appear to be nuts. But sometimes, looking past the obvious reveals a diamond of insight and brilliance. We recently received such a letter in response to our post,“Killer” Squirrel Traps Couple in House, located directly below this one, [...]

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Hilton’s Brawl With Love Rival: Snack Attack!

By EliKen on Friday, February 17th, 2012 | No Comments

Here in the titillated but not aroused offices of The Curmudgeon, we enjoy seeing two women together in “that” way but not in a cat fight. I don’t know why this appeals to so many men. The cat fights, I mean, but I don’t know why the other thing turns men on either. I read [...]

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North Carolina School Sold Grades For Cash

By EliKen on Friday, February 17th, 2012 | No Comments

Here in the astute offices of The Curmudgeon, we are, for the most part, an educated mish-mash of personalities and talents. I would suspect that not everyone got the best report cards on their block—their proud mama’s showing the undeniable evidence of the very cards to anyone they could get into a corner—but that matters [...]

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Drunk Lawyer Wakes Up In Trash Can – Now That’s Getting Trashed!

By EliKen on Thursday, February 16th, 2012 | No Comments

Here in the well-stocked offices of the Curmudgeon, we are often a bit tipsy but never snonkered, and so find today’s story particularly amusing. Never mind that the pickled person was an attorney – that makes it as sweet as a shot of peppermint schnapps. According to the AP, Larry Wilder, an Indiana lawyer and [...]

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Young Girl Sells Granny on eBay for $3,500

By EliKen on Thursday, February 16th, 2012 | No Comments

  We try to keep things positive here in The Curmudgeon offices, and grousing, bellyaching, moaning, griping, sniveling, carping, bitching, grumbling, and whining are frowned upon and strictly forbidden. After all, that’s my job. When someone breaks this directive I just want to get rid of them. But I have money invested in these people [...]

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Misheard Screaming During Sex Leads to Man’s Beating

By EliKen on Wednesday, February 15th, 2012 | No Comments

Here in the swank digs of The Curmudgeon, some of the staff members admit to enjoying sex that is…um…shall we say, exuberant. Such was the case in Torrington, Connecticut when a teenage girl overheard her mother’s screams during sex, thought she was being assaulted, rounded up some of her friends, and beat the dickens out [...]

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