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Spying Pigeons in the Middle East

By EliKen on Tuesday, February 21st, 2012 | No Comments

Here in the top secret offices of The Curmudgeon, we are constantly on the lookout for spies. I am particularly suspicious of bugs, expecting them to be little robotic creatures equipped with cameras and recording equipment. This is just the type of corporate espionage some of our competitors would engage in, such as the site [...]

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Man Flashes, Bus Crashes

By EliKen on Tuesday, February 21st, 2012 | No Comments

Here in The Curmudgeon edifice, we are what you might call a “flashy” group, but we are not flashers, at least not that I know of. That is to say nobody has been caught. Of course I am not counting our yearly Mardi Gras celebration, where there is some flashing, but the wholesome, feminine kind. [...]

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Man Rents Closet, Woman Lives in One Undetected

By EliKen on Monday, February 20th, 2012 | No Comments

Here in the spacious but not cavernous offices of The Curmudgeon, we are amazed at what people will pay and go through to find someplace to live. The most recent example of closet camping comes from Delray Beach, Florida, where Sergio Santos rents a closet to live in – like an apartment – for $150 [...]

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Man Gets Two Years For Rap Lyrics Posted on MySpace

By EliKen on Sunday, February 19th, 2012 | No Comments

  Here in the friendly confines of the Curmudgeon offices, we are constantly surfing the web looking for tasty morsels to bring to you, our readers. Naturally, we love to point out foibles, inconsistencies and the outrageous, but we’re not exactly looking to throw people in jail. Not so the police who surf sites such [...]

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Man in Women’s Bathing Suit Accosting Females

By EliKen on Saturday, February 18th, 2012 | No Comments

Again, across my large but not gargantuan desk here at The Curmudgeon, yet another news item about a man in sexy women’s clothing has caught my attention. By sexy, I mean if the clothing were being worn by a woman and not that the guy looks “sexy” in women’s clothing, but maybe to some, he [...]

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North Carolina School Sold Grades For Cash

By EliKen on Friday, February 17th, 2012 | No Comments

Here in the astute offices of The Curmudgeon, we are, for the most part, an educated mish-mash of personalities and talents. I would suspect that not everyone got the best report cards on their block—their proud mama’s showing the undeniable evidence of the very cards to anyone they could get into a corner—but that matters [...]

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Drunk Lawyer Wakes Up In Trash Can – Now That’s Getting Trashed!

By EliKen on Thursday, February 16th, 2012 | No Comments

Here in the well-stocked offices of the Curmudgeon, we are often a bit tipsy but never snonkered, and so find today’s story particularly amusing. Never mind that the pickled person was an attorney – that makes it as sweet as a shot of peppermint schnapps. According to the AP, Larry Wilder, an Indiana lawyer and [...]

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Young Girl Sells Granny on eBay for $3,500

By EliKen on Thursday, February 16th, 2012 | No Comments

  We try to keep things positive here in The Curmudgeon offices, and grousing, bellyaching, moaning, griping, sniveling, carping, bitching, grumbling, and whining are frowned upon and strictly forbidden. After all, that’s my job. When someone breaks this directive I just want to get rid of them. But I have money invested in these people [...]

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Misheard Screaming During Sex Leads to Man’s Beating

By EliKen on Wednesday, February 15th, 2012 | No Comments

Here in the swank digs of The Curmudgeon, some of the staff members admit to enjoying sex that is…um…shall we say, exuberant. Such was the case in Torrington, Connecticut when a teenage girl overheard her mother’s screams during sex, thought she was being assaulted, rounded up some of her friends, and beat the dickens out [...]

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Stop the Presses! Editor Punches Writer in the Kisser

By EliKen on Wednesday, February 15th, 2012 | No Comments

Here in the editorial offices of The Curmudgeon, I have sometimes been know to rant and rave about poor writing executed by a member of the staff. Not too much, but sometimes. Never mind that I am guilty of my own share of mistakes and crappy writing, but I’m the boss. When they become the [...]

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